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I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  


Your friends behind your back when you’re talking to the person you like.


Your friends behind your back when you’re talking to the person you like.

TV Shows According To The Tumblr Tags I Follow


Hannibal is about the flower-wreath wearing forbidden gay love between a serial killer and cop, with guest appearances by Gillian Anderson and Gina Torres, sadly, not together.

Black Sails is about a lesbian pirate and the hooker with a heart of gold the pirate is courting.

Warehouse 13 is a scifi show about a bunch of goofballs who hunt supernatural stuff. It is also about the lesbian love affair between a giraffe and a unicorn. There’s also something about dragon’s blood but fuck if I can figure that out.

Orphan Black is about hot lesbians making science together.

Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD is about a computer hacker and a science nerd being lesbians together.

Arrow is about how the Black Canary fills the Oracle sized hole in her heart by banging Oliver’s assistant.

Elementary is about Lucy Liu being awesome, and Natalie Dormer as the sociopath completely dumbfounded by how much Liu’s awesomeness makes her lady parts tingle.

Person Of Interest is a show about what happens when a borderline sociopath and a borderline psychopath can’t decide whether or not they want to kill or have sex with each other.

Rizzoli & Isles is well.. not that different from the show except, on tumblr, the cases are actually interesting and Jane and Maura actually have sex.

Teen Wolf is either about the forbidden gay love between a werewolf and his still-in-high school boyfriend, OR, it’s the supernatural sapphic adventures of a bow and arrow wielding huntress and her banshee girlfriend.

Once Upon A Time is either about a slutty pansexual pirate and, occasionally, the hot blonde who’d really, really like for the pirate to stop banging her dad, OR, it’s about the hot blonde and her tumultuous affair with the Evil Queen, all while the hot blonde’s mom screams either ‘INCEST’ or ‘PORN!’.

Apr 8



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This is probably one of my most favorite things to happen on Tumblr.

i am the latios one owo






I want to do adult things with you

*whispers* taxes

*moans* pay the mortgage

*breathes* go make sure we turned off all the lights, our utility bill was fucking $300 this month



She came out years ago if think about it…

In the most flawless way possible, too.

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sorry nothing else is relevant on my blog today

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Do You Want to Get off Tumblr


[Another plausible reason as to why Elsa never left her room: She was too busy giffing Frozen. (Used the karaoke track from here)]


Do you wanna get off tumblr?
Come on let’s go outside!
You’ve been giffing Frozen for a week.
We never speak.
I can tell that it’s a lie.

When I ask you to hang out
And you tell me
That you have a stomachache
Do you wanna get off tumblr?
Oh would you please just get off tumblr
(One more post, Anna!)
Okay bye

Do you wanna get off tumblr?
I haven’t seen you in a year!
Just close your laptop and walk out the door.
It will be like before
If you’d please come out here!
(I’ll cut the wifi!)

It must get really lonely
In an empty room
On your own with just a blog!
Re-blog, re-blog re-blog re-blog

Elsa? I know you’re still in there.
You’re still the person I once knew.
I’m so done trying to get you outside,
But look on the bright side
I signed up too!

We only have each other
And this website too.
Please teach me how to gif.

Will you follow me on tumblr?

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Jan 7

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Jan 5




2013 was the year some of us got our shit together

2014 should be the year we get together.


Jan 2


Cool thing about tumblr: Since your blog is tailored exactly to your taste it reflects your personality enough that you can probably find your exact soul mate(or mates) on here.

Bad part: That bitch gon prolly live in Antartica or some shit.

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That day, Vader was amazed to discover that when Boba was saying “As you wish”, what he meant was, “I love you.”

#have been laughing for approximately 5000 years at this joke #oh my god #that is hilarious #i am trying so hard not to laugh out loud in the office

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It’s not Porn. No really.